Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk -
- Indubitably
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when you're drunk -
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
- Loquacious
- Transubstantiate
Things that are downright impossible to say when you're drunk -
- Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
- Nope, no more booze for me
- Sorry, but you're not really my type
- Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
- Oh, I just couldn't
- No one wants to hear me sing.
Arkansas Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
But Joe is yo' half-brother."
So Susie put aside her Joe,
And planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still.
You cain't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell yo' mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother."
But Mama knew and said "My child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
...you ain't no kin to Pappy.
Selah
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