My New Exercise Program

			ISSUE: 194

	Wealth is well known to be a great comforter. - Plato
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My New Exercise Program
The doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following, and hope it works: Monday Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions Climb the walls Wade through the morning paper Tuesday Drag my heels Push my luck Make mountains out of molehills Hit the nail on the head Wednesday Bend over backwards Jump on the bandwagon Run around in circles Thursday Advise the president on how to run the country Toot my own horn Pull out all the stops Add fuel to the fire Friday Open a can of worms Put my foot in my mouth Start the ball rolling Go over the edge Saturday Pick up the pieces. Hug someone and encourage them. Whew! What a workout! Thank God I get to rest on Sunday. - submitted by a Reader.
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