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Spotted in a London office:
"Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office:
Would the person who took the stepladder yesterday please bring it back, or further steps will be taken.
In an office:
After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Message in a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
On a repair shop:
We repair anything. (Please knock - the bell doesn't work.)
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More in the section:
WHAT I DO FOR DEMOCRACY!
And You Think Gas Is Expensive?
Read also previous issue' articles:
Bumper Stickers
Things Found Only in America
Devil in the Church
Generosity Begins at Home
Murphy's Other Laws
Some Interesting Facts
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