A businessman is being questioned at a Tax Inspection office.
"We've checked your income tax return," an officer tells him. "Could you please explain how were you able to buy the latest model of Mercedes?"
"Well, I used to have a Lada," the businessman explains. "I sold it for a good price, borrowed the rest and bought the Mercedes."
"Then where did you get the money to buy a Lada?"
"Before the Lada, I used to have a motorcycle. I sold it for a good price, borrowed the rest, and bought the Lada."
"Well, sir, we still need to know where the money came from that you used to buy the motorcycle."
"I don't have to tell you that, officer."
"And why is that?"
"Because for that, I already did the time."
The Conflict
Ivan goes into business. He buys a hot dog cart and sets it up on a busy downtown corner, near a large bank.
One day, his friend Sergei approaches him and asks Ivan if he can lend him some money. Ivan refuses.
"Why?" Sergei asks. "Everyone knows you're doing well, and I'm not asking for much."
"Well, Sergei, you see, in order to get this spot,
I had to sign a Non-Competing Agreement with this bank. And according to the terms of the Agreement, they're not allowed to sell hot dogs, and I'm not allowed to lend money."
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