This speaks the truth when it comes to financial planning. Take note and follow!
If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock some time ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refunds, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401 Keg Plan.
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