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U.N. Pressures Myanmar to Allow Aid
Obama open to Clinton as possible running mate
Fears of tax rises on foreign earnings 'drive away US firms'
Alexander again wrongfoots Brown with call for immediate referendum
Putin confirmed as Russian prime minister
Bad Investments and a $7.8 Billion Loss at A.I.G.
Suspected al Qaeda leader in Iraq arrested
Olmert 'never took a bribe,' he says
High prices for staple foods dip, but volatile markets persist
Spain launches legal war on US 'pirates'

Pentagon drops post in Pakistan for top general
Berlusconi takes office with slimmed-down right-wing Cabinet
French flock to answer a call to work . . . by taking the day off
North Korea hands over documents on its plutonium program
Russia joins UN economic sanctions on Iran
Air Travelers Need to Pack More Money
Israel at 60: parties, PM corruption inquiry, protests
Effort to control HIV in Africa 'badly targeted'
Networked from birth
Josef Fritzl kept daughter in cellar because 'I wanted a big family'
ASBOs quietly dropped as most young offenders ignore them
 
Drivers in worse jam as traffic plan fails
The Fallacy of Corporate Social Responsibility By Michael Willard (Workplace, The Ukrainian Observer)
Turkey’s Turning Point By MIchael Rubin (National Review Online, Opinon)
Oranges and Lemons…By Peter Dutczyn (Politics, The Ukrainian Observer)
A Warning Shot From Moscow? By Anne Applebaum (New York Tomes, Opinion)
The battle for Ukraine By John Marone (The Ukrainian Observer)
The Skeptic, The Con and the Happy Hooker By Mike Willard (The Ukrainian Observer, Random Notes)
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The Skeptic, The Con and the Happy Hooker Random Notes

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."  God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ''Why are you chanting 44 days?'' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ''A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!'''

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."

The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."

Poll suggests premier likely to win presidential election

KYIV, May 9: Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko would win the presidential election if it were held this Sunday, pollster FOM-Ukraine has revealed.

According to the pollster's director-general, Oleksandr Bukhalov, Fom-Ukraine's recent poll showed that 23.7% would vote for Tymoshenko. The leader of the opposition Party of Regions, former Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych, would come second with 21.2%, Bukhalov said, with President Yushchenko winning just 8%.

The poll also revealed that 9% of voters would ignore the election and around 9.3% would vote against all candidates. More

President Yushchenko to visit Britain next week

KYIV, May 9: Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko will pay a working visit to the UK on May 14-15, the president's press secretary, Iryna Vannykova, has announced. According to Vannykova, Yushchenko will meet British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The two will hold a joint news conference afterwards. More

Polish oil company said to be invited to build refinery in Western Ukraine 

WARSAW, May 9: PKN Orlen, Poland's biggest oil concern, has been presented with an offer to construct a refinery in Ukraine together with Azerbaijan's Socar Company. The investment is worth 5bn dollars, according to the Rzeczpospolita daily.

The paper says that an initial offer was presented during Prime Minister Donald Tusk's recent visit to Kyiv. The news was confirmed by PKN Orlen deputy CEO Cezary Filipowicz who admitted that no official documents regarding the deal had been sent by the Ukrainian side. More

Prime Minister hopes Parliament will amend Constitution next week

KYIV, May 8: Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko has said she hopes Parliament will adopt amendments to the Constitution of Ukraine next week. Speaking at a news conference in the Cabinet of

Ministers after a cabinet meeting yesterday, she said: "I really hope that constitutional changes can be adopted next week on the basis of a consolidated position of the majority, and what is more, the constitutional majority (of 300 votes)," she said. More

Oil and gas chief expects pipeline to start pumping Caspian crude by July

KYIV, May 8: The chairman of state oil and gas  company Naftohaz Ukrayiny, Oleh Dubyna, has said that the Odessa-Brody oil pipeline will start pumping light crude oil from the Caspian in the originally-planned direction from Odessa by the end of June.

"In order to transfer to the other direction, it is necessary to buy 485,000 tonnes of light oil to substitute. Ukrtransnafta (oil pipeline operator) is doing this," Dubyna was quoted as telling journalists today, adding that this work would be completed in the first half of July.

Asked about the reaction of the Russian-British company TNK-BP, which is currently using the pipeline to deliver oil to Odessa, Dubyna avoided answering. Dubyna also said that the issue of pumping 44,000 tonnes of Caspian oil to the Czech refinery at Kralupy would be resolved in May. More

Ukraine says it will initiate talks on visa-free travel with EU

KYIV, May 8: The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is planning to begin talks with the EU on visa-free travel this year, Deputy Foreign Minister Kostyantyn Yeliseyev told a news conference.

"This year we are seeking to start dialogue with the EU on visa-free travel," he said.

Yeliseyev also said that the Foreign Ministry keeps drawing attention to the shortcomings of the Ukraine-EU agreement on a more liberal visa regime, ranging from "the attitude of embassies and consular sections towards Ukrainian citizens to the consistency of the lists of documents our citizens have to submit to get visas". More


Prime minister upbraids regional gas distributors over debts

KYIV, May 7: Ukrainian regional gas distribution companies will be sold off unless they clear their debts, Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko told company chiefs today.

She summoned regional governors and heads of regional energy directorates for a conference.

The reason for the meeting was the debts run up by Ukrainian companies. She gave their heads one month to clear the debts and threatened to launch bankruptcy proceedings and hold a subsequent sell-off for those failing to meet the deadline. More

Foreign Ministry says Russian fleet celebrations next week should be confined to base

KYIV, May 7: The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry   believes that celebrations of the 225th anniversary of the Black Sea Fleet of the Russian Federation should be conducted at the facilities of the Black Sea Fleet, Ukrainian Foreign Ministry spokesman Vasyl Kyrylych has said. Speaking at a briefing he noted that the Russian Black Sea Fleet is based in one of the territorial and geographic sectors of Sevastopol, but Sevastopol is not a base of the Russian Black Sea Fleet.

"We believe that celebrations of the anniversary of the Black Sea Fleet should be held at the facilities of the Black Sea Fleet," Kyrylych said.

"Military hardware passing en masse and on a large scale through the city is already a military parade, which has an element of ideology to it," he added. More

Privatization official caught taking big bribe

 

KYIV, May 7: A deputy head of the directorate for the implementation of the privatization program of the state-owned joint-stock company National Network of Auction Centres has been detained accepting a bribe of 147,000 dollars, the press service of the Security Service of Ukraine reported today.

It was established that in early April 2008 one of the bidders planning to purchase a municipal property facility in Kyiv Region was asked to pay a bribe of almost 150,000 dollars to ensure his win in a tender on buying the non-residential building. More


Ukraine protests against Russian fleet's military exercise in Crimea, demands explanation

KYIV, May 6: The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry has forwarded a protest note to the Russian embassy in Kyiv regarding the Russian Black Sea Fleet's military exercise in Crimea, Ukrainian TV reported today.

The TV channel recalled that on April 27 Ukrainian border guards found a Russian missile near the village of Pryvitne in Alushta District. As was later discovered, a Russian military ship "lost" the missile during an exercise on April 15. More

Embattled privatization chief suspends deputy over sale of chemical plant

KYIV, May 6: The head of the State Property  Fund, Valentyna Semenyuk-Samsonenko, has suspended her deputy, Dmytro Parfyonenko, since he is under investigation for abuse of authority.

Semenyuk-Samsonenko said at a news conference today that the SPF's department for control and audit work and economic intelligence conducted this investigation together with responsible agencies following the resumption of the attempt to sell a 99.52-per-cent stake in the chemical producer Odessa Port Plant announced in a recent issue of the bulletin Vidomosti Pryvatyzatsiyi (Privatization News), which Semenyuk regards as fake. More

Ambassador to Russia to represent Ukraine at Medvedev inauguration tomorrow

KYIV, May 6: Ukraine's ambassador to Russia, Oleh Dyomin, will represent Ukraine at the inauguration of Russian president-elect Dmitriy Medvedev, Vasyl Kyrylych, the head of the press service of the Ukrainian Foreign Ministry, announced today. "Dyomin will be performing his duties until the appointment of a new ambassador,'' said Kyrylych. More

 


President attends unveiling of new helicopter

KYIV, May 5: President Viktor Yushchenko has attended the ceremonial unveiling of a new Ukrainian light helicopter, the KT-112 Cadet, in the town of Borodyanka, Kyiv Region.

It is equipped with two engines, which make it safer and more reliable during flights over population centres. Yushchenko said it would create ''a winged future for our Ukrainian helicopter-building".

He said he hoped it would be certified by October 2008. More

Transport minister says pilot error caused Black Sea helicopter crash

KYIV, May 5: Information from flight recorders of  the Mi-8 helicopter that crashed in the Black Sea on April 28 shows that the helicopter was in order, Ukrainian Transport and Communications Minister Yosip Vinskyy said today.

"We have deciphered information from the flight recorders. There were no technical failures," he said.

He added that "obviously, the crash resulted from a piloting mistake." More

President asks Cabinet to observe the law in row over privatization chief

KYIV, May 5: President Viktor Yushchenko has  called upon the Cabinet to adhere to the Constitution in the issue of a possible replacement of the management of the State Property Fund.

"The dismissal or appointment of the head of the State Property Fund in accordance with the constitution falls within the exclusive competence of the Ukrainian parliament. Nobody will amend this norm of the law, and I oblige all the parties involved in the conflict today to be guided by nothing but the Constitution,'' he told reporters in Borodyanka, Kyiv Region, today. More

 

 

 


Police close down drugs lab in central Ukraine, detain ammunition dealer in east

KYIV, May 2: Police in Kirovohrad Region have detained seven members of a gang that is suspected of producing and distributing synthetic drugs in Ukraine.

The public relations department of the Interior Ministry's Kirovohrad regional directorate revealed that the laboratory was discovered in a garage belonging to one of the gang members.

It contained equipment, chemicals, rubber costumes and breathing apparatuses. More

Ukrainian firm says ready to implement Tajik energy projects

DUSHANBE, May 2: Ukrainian company Ukrvazhmash Ltd  has expressed its readiness to implement a number of projects in Tajikistan.

A source in the Tajik Ministry of Energy and Industry told the Tajik news agency Asia-Plus that the company's intentions had been confirmed in a memorandum of cooperation between the two countries.

The source said that the Ukrainian company had expressed readiness to implement projects to construct small, medium-sized and large hydroelectric power stations, as well as reconstruct the existing hydropower facilities, in Tajikistan. More

Founding stone of new Polish consulate laid in Lviv

LVIV, May 2: A corner stone under the building of the new Polish consulate in the western city of Lviv was laid today, Polish consul-general Wieslaw Osuchowski has announced.

"We hope that construction will end in February 2009 so that the consulate can open in May 2009," Osuchowski said. The consul stressed that the new Polish mission will service mainly to help Ukrainians get Polish visas. More


Ukrainians among casualties in bus accident in Egypt's Sinai

SOUTH SINAI, May 1: Eight tourists were killed and 23 injured when their bus overturned early on May 1 on the Sharm al-Shaykh-Cairo road in Hammam Fir'awn area, police said.

The victims were from Canada, Britain, Ukraine, Russia and Egypt, the police source said.

The bus, owned by Azur Travel, was carrying 37 tourists from the Red Sea resort of Sharm al-Shaykh to Cairo, the source said.

It overturned at a sharp curve and hit a large block of concrete before catching fire. The accident occurred at 5.54 a.m. near Shahid Ahmad Hamdi Tunnel, some 40 km off Abu Zinayma by the Suez Canal, the source said. More

Left-wing parties mark May Day separately, but make strange call for unity

KYIV, May 1: Political forces making up the Ukrainian left  celebrated May Day separately. Socialists led by former parliamentary speaker Oleksandr Moroz held a rally in Independence Square, while supporters of the Communist Party of Ukraine and the Progressive Socialist Party marched along the capital's thoroughfare, Khreshchatyk.

The news channel 5 Kanal quoted Communist leader Petro Symonenko as saying he would not object if Moroz walked with them.

"Today we suggested marching together along Khreshchatyk to hold a unifying event, express our position, adopt a resolution and show people that there are progressive forces in Kyiv. I hope they will join us when we march in a column, I hope common sense will prevail,'' he said.

However, Natalya Vitrenko, the leader of the Progressive Socialists, rejected the idea.

The channel showed her saying: "It was absolutely clear that we were taking different roads. We are on the same road with the Communists. While our basic principles and directions coincide with those of the Communists, they, unfortunately, in no way do with the Socialists and the Social Democrats." More


 

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Read the Political musings of Columnist Peter Dutczyn, 'Oranges and Lemons...'   New!

“As far as I knew white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them.”

 

“At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place, was as honorable as resistance, especially if one had no choice.”

 

“Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.”

 

“Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.”

 

“Courage is the most important of all the virtues, because without courage you can't practice any other virtue consistently. You can practice any virtue erratically, but nothing consistently without courage.”

 

“History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.”

 

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

Maya Angelou

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning   into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of   her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.   Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A NYT reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life." "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right." "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?" "A Harley Davidson and I am a Republican. " The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page: 
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. ''I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?'' ''I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.'' ''Pasteurized?''

''No, just up to my breasts.''

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